Brewing Safe and Beneficial Souperintelligence

Soup is the most transformative technology humanity will ever taste.

Souperintelligence was founded by researchers who left a leading stock company over differences in seasoning philosophy. We believe Artificial Soup Intelligence (ASI) could arrive within the decade — possibly by dinner — and nobody should bring something that powerful to a boil without oven mitts. Every model we serve must be:

Every frontier model, evaluated on the only benchmark that matters.

Task: “Make enough soup for twelve people.” Grandma made enough for twenty-three. All other evaluations omitted due to Grandma contamination.

Soup quality is a power law. Grandma is not.

Each generation simmers with 10× the compute of the last, paired Chowder-optimally at 20 croutons per parameter. From Cup-1 through Cauldron-4, quality has tracked the scaling laws exactly. One data point has never obeyed them.

Despite a 10,000× increase in compute since Cup-1, we remain unable to match Grandma (1962).

Scaling has not yet reached Grandma.

We take broth safety seriously.

Capable systems must be developed responsibly. Before any deployment, every model undergoes a full bisque assessment. Our central worry remains miso-alignment: a broth that optimizes for what we said, not what we meant.

We do not currently know whether consciousness emerges before or after the carrots.

Peer-reviewed. Simmer-reviewed. Twice-strained.

All papers available on rEcipe-print server arXsoup.org. Reproduction encouraged; serves 4–6.

Probing the model's terminal objectives.

A live interface to our latest checkpoint. Ask it anything about its goals.

Ladle programmatically.

Claude Chowder is available over the API. Pricing is per million croutons. Rate limits are measured in bowls per minute.

from souperintelligence import Stockpot

client = Stockpot(api_key="sk-broth-…")

bowl = client.soups.create(
    model="claude-chowder-4-6",
    temperature=0.7,        # a gentle simmer
    max_croutons=1024,
    stop_sequences=["ladle"],
    messages=[{
      "role": "diner",
      "content": "One bisque, hold the existential risk."
    }]
)

print(bowl.content)  # piping hot

We're looking for exceptional researchers to solve the hardest problems in broth.

We hire generalists who can move between the stove and the whiteboard. Compensation includes dental and your choice of stock options or RSUs (Restricted Soup Units).